masterchiefkief:

frawgs:

man listen…… i just want to decorate my house with th love of my life 

teaboot:

teaboot:

When I was a kid my favourite song was ‘save a horse, ride a cowboy’ because I had no idea it was about sex

Thought it was like this

cursedcatimages:

6bats:

just got my lethal injection at Claire’s

(Source: ageofhysteria)

divya-adu:

I wish I knew who my mother was before the world hurt her .

onceler-vore-fanfic:

desultory-suggestions:

She’s like warm days, sunshine, honey and love.

lightspeedsound:

froida:

This is so pure

cursedimagesinyourface:

All of my posts are good and my dick is fucking huge

mjalti:

tiddies: *have a tattoo between them*

me:

legitimatelala:

signlesstheredbloodedtroll:

toriana2nice:

toriana2nice:

where’s that video of the naked crackhead literally running the speed of a moving car and I use the term literally literally he was deadass keeping up with the car

Hi! Humans don’t have an eye shine, so that’s not a person!

😨